What's the worst present you can think of?

As a joke, punishment, whatever, what could you give?

The worst I could think of is an animal "adoption" at the National Zoo. No, not a cute and popular animal like the panda or tiger. The Madagascar hissing cockroach. Yes, you can.

http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Support/AdoptS...

Can anyone here think of anything worse to give as a gift than that? :-)

What's the worst present you can think of?antivirus protection

toilet seat.

I got one for Christmas a couple of years ago from my own parents!!!

What's the worst present you can think of?computer repair

A flaming bag of **** on my doorstep.
I don't think anyone wants to open up an extra large can of whoop asss on Christmas morning.
Re-packaged socks?
Giving nothing could be pretty bad.
Once, a customer gave me a present, it was a lotion and some body spray.

And I thought, wow, this is so nice!

But then, I checked inside and there was a little card with the name of another person!!!

If you are going to give anything, always remove the price tag and any trace of previous "owners".
the broken comdom that led to your childs birth
that's a pretty good one!!
Ankle socks that shrink after one washing.
A shoe horn.
my friend stole all my lighters through the year and gave them to me for christmas along with 3 bags of unpopped pop corn.

i got him a 100.00 massager.
a boomerang