The followers of this religion call themselves Psychedelic Pandites and they worship a giant Panda made from yogurt while on acid, and conduct their ceremonies wearing nothing except for dildo-helmets made from technicolor jello.
There is a hot new religion sweeping the nation, would anyone be interested in converting?triumph
You don't have to convert me. However I worship a miniscule polar bear constructed from tooth picks while smoking weed. Will this be of concern? I'm down with the helmet.
There is a hot new religion sweeping the nation, would anyone be interested in converting?worms
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Why thankyou, I am relieved that our o'mighty Panda-ish One welcomes my Polar Bear faction into his great, yougurty open arms. Indeed, may the Panda smile upon you, and may the Polar Bear and Panda smile upon each other. (I recieved the helmet yesterday-thanks, it fits great.) Report It
...while singing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
No. Thanks.
after you...
Sorry dude. I am a Pastafarian but Ramen, ramen
start your own personal Cult.
Embrace your own personal Jesus.
Jesus could be a Panda, Kinda handa
don'cha No
Just what we need. Another cult of wacked-out sickos. It could be a Republican plot to get attention away from Iraq...
To bad your not hung well enough not to need a jello-dildo though its probably as fdirm as your penis can get
Jim? ur, uhhh, ummmmmmm Sean? ahhhhhh....Jim Darwin perhaps?
spaghetti monster maybe? do you fly?
Even Pandas have given this the thumbs down.
NO, not me I'll stay an alien believer
Why not.
dildo-helmets, lol. I seen one of those on Reno 911....but made from techni-color jell-o?!
How do you keep the helmet from melting?
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