Tuesday, October 6, 2009

How Do I Romance Jesus?

With pink panda cookies? That doesn't work. With heart-shaped chocolate? That doesn't as well.. What should I do? Do you think lines like "if I could arrange the alphabets together I'll put U %26 I together" would work? What else?!?!



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I told you, if you want to send Him chocolate, you must use MY address :)
yeah chocolate to that guys address, interesting, your choice of the word romance instead of love, and your willingness to give him food, thankfully some christians understand your kidding and don't actually want to fornicate with a dead body
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Can you come up with one of those in Aramaic?
no need to romance Jesus, you cant marry Him. Just do what He told you to do in Exodus 20, pray to Him, go to church once in awhile. I know that you can go to heaven if you get saved and the way that you get saved is if you believe that Jesus died on the cross from your sins, rose on the third day, and then you have to confess to God in prayer that you are a sinner and that you believe He died on the cross for your sins and ask for His forgiveness on your sins and it is THAT simple, salvation is a free gift, we can't earn it. I am a baptist who believes (let me rephrase that, I KNOW) that this stuff I said is true. My name is Matthew James Needham and don't be shy to contact me on this. my email address is im_proud2b_a_christian@yahoo.c...
in answer to your question ! you have it all wrong a women never chases the man the man has to chase the women or men might actualy think we want them and thats so not gonna happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!x
You are an idiot. I pray that you will turn from your ignorant ways. I am sure there are many like you who have passed and are now regretting the life they lived.
I DONT THINK U R SUPPOSED 2 DO THAT
Have you tried flowers or scented candles?
Don't try this at home.
What point are you trying to make? You're very childish.
No matter what you do, there is only one thing that would interest him. It doesn't have to be brand new, it doesn't have to be shiny and bright, it doesn't even need to be clean. He'll take care of all that. If you really still don't know, try asking a nun, they know.
Gilly you need to get out more and do some excerise or something. I'd also suggest speaking to somebody in a church about your question so that you can understand the repacussions of what you are saying and how God will not let it pass .....
If you are talking about Jesus Christ, to romance Him, Jesus said in Mark 3:35 "For whosoever shall do the will of God, the same is my brother, and my sister, and mother."



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